10 Things Not to Do in Bed

 

1. Put lipstick on your nipples, bronzer in your décolletage, concealer on your bum, or mascara on your landing strip

2. Proclaim to your partner how you love anal so much that you want to do it at least twice a day for the rest of your life

3. Remain silent as you approach orgasm, expressing yourself only through sign language

4. Come to bed covered in baby oil, massage oil, whipped cream, hot wax, honey, maple syrup, chocolate sauce, cherry pie filling, cookie dough, cake batter, balsamic vinegar, extra-virgin olive oil, truffle oil, body paint, glitter, ice cream, gelato, sorbetto, or orange sherbet

5. Role-play as CNN’s xenophobic anchor Lou Dobbs and the sexy, undocumented Mexican maid

6. Swap with the hairy, overweight, exhibitionist swingers next door

7. Put on red lipstick before performing fellatio, to leave a record of the encounter on his member

8. Call it a “member” or anything other than its anatomical designation. Unless you’re talking dirty, in which case: Go to town, naughty girl

9. While in reverse-cowgirl position, give him a reflexology foot massage, sing “I Touch Myself,” and tongue-wrestle with the members of the three-piece band accompanying you at the foot of the bed

10. When it’s all over, make French toast for everyone 

Note: from Marie Claire Magazine

Brown Eyes

        Destiny’s Child - Brown Eyes  

Remember the first day when I saw your face
Remember the first day when you smiled at me
You stepped to me and then you said to me
I was the woman you dreamed about
Remember the first day when you called my house
Remember the first day when you took me out
we had butterflies although we tried to hide
and we both had a beautiful night The way we held each others hand,
the way we talked, the way we laughed
it felt so good to find true love
I knew right then and there you were the one
ohhhhhh,I know that he loves me cause told me so
I know that he loves me cause his feelings show
When he stares at me you see he cares for me
You see how he is so deep in love
I know that he loves me cause its obvious
I know that he loves me cause its me he trust
and he’s missing me if he’s not kissing me
and when he looks at me his brown eyes tell it soRemember the first day, the first day we kissed
Remember the first day we had an argument
we apologized and then we compromised
and we’ve haven’t argued since
Remember the first day we stopped playing games
Remember the first day you fell in love with me
it felt so good for you to say those words
cause I felt the same way too

The way we held each other’s hands,
the way we talked, the way we laughed
it felt so good to fall in love
and I knew right there and then that you were the one

I know that he loves cause he told me so
I know that he loves me cause his feelings show
When he stares at me you see he cares for me
You see how he is so deep in love
I know that he loves me cause it’s obvious
I know that he loves me cause it’s me he trust
and he’s missing me if he’s not kissing me
and when he looks at me his brown eyes tell it so

I’m so happy, so happy that your in my my life
and baby now that your apart of me
you’ve showed me
showed me the true meaning of love(the true meaning of love)
and I know he loves me

I know that he loves me cause he told me so
I know that he loves me cause his feelings show
When he stares at me you see he cares for me
You see how he is so deep in love
I know that he loves me cause it’s obvious
I know that he loves me cause it’s me he trust
and he’s missing me if he’s not kissing me
and when he looks at me his brown eyes tell it so

He looks at me and his brown eyes tell it so

Tagtuyot…

waaaa.narinig ko s balita n indi n daw sapat ang ginagawang cloud seeding para makakuha ng sapat na tubig para s pang araw araw n gagamitin ng mga pinoy?Ibig bang sabihin magkakaron ng tagtuyot bunga ng di pag ulan…dapat s mga panahon ngaun ay bumabaha n ang maynila dahil s mga sunod sunod n bagyo. Salamat at walang bagyo walang napipinsala ngunit ang kapalit nmn pala ay kakulangan ng imbak n tubig s mga dam.Kinakailangan ng magtipid ng pinoy s tubig…Pati b nmn ang pagligo ng pinoy ay matitipid. Kaawa awang Juan Dela CRuz,tipid n s pagkain pati ang tubig titipirin. Dadami n nmn ang nangangamoy s Pilipinas. Magtataasan ang benta ng mga deodorant,tawas at mga pabango. Hanggang kailan kaya ito…sana nmn di gaano katagal at makaisip ang gobyerno kung pano matutugunan ito…..isang malaking GOODLUCK….oi Gloria Gloria labandera matatambak n nmn labada mo. Pasalamat ako at may poso s harap ng bahay nmin kaya di kmi masyadong maapektuhan, dami n nmng papa n mag-iigib…busog n nmn ang mata ko:p.Teka papano n ang losing weight tips ko kung magtitipid s tubig……waaaaaaaPano na mga katulad nmin ng ninong ko tigang n s sex pati ba nmn ang pagligo n nkakatanggal ng init ng aming katawan ay mababawasan…..huhuhu

HOw to lose weight?some tips u can use…

1. Drink plenty of water. Our body needs a lot of water so give in to water. Water is not just way to flush out toxin but if you have more water in your body you will generally feel healthier and fitter. This it self will discourage any tendency to gorge. The best thing about water is that is has no calories at all. 2. Start your day with a glass of water. As soon as you wake up, gulp down a glass of cool water. It’s a wonderful way to start you day and you only need a lesser quantity of your breakfast drink after that. A glass of water lets out all your digestive juices and sort of lubricates the insides of your body. You may have your morning cup of tea but have it after a glass of water. It is good for you.3. Drink a glass of water before you start the meal. Water naturally needs some space so that you feel fuller without actually having to stuff yourself.4. Have another glass of water while you are having the meal. Again this is another way of making yourself full so that you can actually rise from the table eating less but feeling full just the same. Instead of drinking it one gulp, take sips after each morsel. It will help the food to settle faster so that you get that feeling that you are full faster. SIDENOTE: Water is such a remarkable thing, but seldom do we give it the credit that it deserves. Did you know that over 66% of your body weight is nothing but water? It’s amazing! Water also plays a vital role in weight control, which is why I donated so much space to it, above.5. Stay away from sweetened bottle drinks, especially sodas. Hey all those colas and fizzy drinks are sweetened with sugar and sugar means calories. The more you can cut out on these sweetened bottle drinks, the better for you. So if you must drink sodas, then stick to diet sodas.

sExiest wOmAn 2007

10 Iwa Moto

Real name: Aileen Quimapo Iwamoto
Birth date: August 29, 1988
Hometown: Las Pinas

9 Anne Curtis

Real Name: Anne Ojales Curtis Smith
Screen Name: Anne Curtis
Birthday: February 17, 1985

8 Jennelyn Mercado

Name: Jennylyn Mercado
Nickname: Jenny

7 Diana Zubiri

Real name: Rosemarie Joy Garcia
Date of birth: 04/15/84
Height: 5′4″

6 Bianca King

5 Ehra Madrigal

4 Angelica Panganiban

Name: Angelica David Panganiban
Birth date: November 4, 1986
Height: 5′6″
Mother: Annabell Panganiban

3 Angel Locsin

Real Name: Angelica Colmenares
Screen Name: Angel Locsin
Birthday: April 23, 1985
Birthplace: Bulacan

2 Katrina Halili

Complete Name: Ma. Katrina Irene Halili
Nickname: Kat, Cheque
Birthdate: January 4, 1986
Birthplace: Quezon City

1 Kath Burden

Name: Katherine Jarlego Burden

Nickname: Kath

Birthday: March 26,1984

Birthplace: Quezon City

Hobbies: Reading, chatting and writing

Note: hahaha kala nyo totoo no:p

A LOVE STORY…(part2)

Nakaraan: Nakilala nyo n ang ating mga bida.

  

Maliit ang mundo ng chat, s araw araw iba iba ang mga taong iyong nakakasalamuha.Meron kang nagiging kaibigan at may mga nagiging kaaway.Ngunit d mo aasahan n isa s mga taong ito ang babago ng iyong buhay.

Dahil s pagiging adik s chat ni babae kung sino sino ang kanyang nagiging kaibigan at kung saang saang rum sya tumatambay.Di nya namamalayan na s isang banda may isang tao ng humahanga s kanya ngunit walang lakas loob n sya ay kausapin dhil s maling pag aakala n sya ay masungit.Dahil minsan nanghingi s kanya ng byu ang lalake at ito ay dineny nya>>>>>(baka kz capturer daw si lalake)

One day, nasa isang chatrum sila. Si babae umandar n nmn ang pagkalokaloka ayun pinost nya s rum yung cp number nyaJ(kaya nya nipost kz may nang aasar s kanya n di daw totoo ung cp number nyaJuto uto post nya nmn) Una dedma lang si lalake kz may bad impression sya s babae . Ayaw kz syang lagi pabyuhin(kala kz ni babae manyak si lalake)pero ewan ni lalake kung anong pumasok s isip nya tinawagan nya si babae.

 Usapan sa telepono:

Kring…kring

Babae:Hello

Lalake:Hi

Babae:Sino k?

Lalake: Isa ako s chatmates mo?

Babae: ahhh ok.may kailangan k b?bkit k napatawag?

Lalake:Wala nmn nkita ko lang ung post mo ng number mo s rum. Kala ko kz …

Babae:Anong akala mo….Excuse me d ako for hire,d rin ako showgirl  hindi ako show for a load naglolokohan   lang  kmi ng kaibigan ko kaya n post ko number ko…

Lalake:Ahh..ganun b…di nmn un ung iniisip ko about you.

Babae:ok..pano im busy..chat n lang tau

Lalake:salamat ha…add kita ha.

Babae: sure.bye

Lalake:Thanx:bye

At doon nagsimula ang knila pagkakaibigan. Lagi n silang magkausap s chat. Aliw n aliw si babae kay lalake , ganun din nmn si lalake. Araw araw nyang tinatawagan si babae…hanggang di nila namamalayan na unti unti ng nagkakalapit ang knilang puso.Handa nga ba nilang totohanin ang knilang nararamdaman…O ito ay hanggang net lamang.Hindi naging madali ang knilang unang buwan n magkakakilala…Walang pormalidad ang kanilang relasyon….Ano kaya ang kakahinatnan nito? May patutunguhan nga b ito????

Abangan…..

10 Sex Cravings All Guys Have

1. HE WANTS A GIRL WHO CAN TURN HERSELF ON

Women, as you know, need time to get revved up. Although your man may be more than willing to pull out all the stops to get you hot, he wouldn’t mind if you gave yourself a running start.

2. HE WANTS SEX TO BE FUN

Frisky fun is about more than damage control though. Make a silly bet to be paid off in sexual favors or play a board game naked in bed and agree that the loser has to grant the winner one lusty request.

3. HE WANTS YOU TO DROP HINTS

When it comes to pleasing the women in their lives, every man wishes he had ESP (extrasexual perception). But the truth is, your libidinous longings can be baffling

4. HE WANTS TO WATCH

For men, what they see is almost as good as what they get, so make sure to give him an eyeful.

5. HE WANTS YOU TO BE NAUGHTY

Even if you’re a bad girl at heart, you might hold back with your guy.

6. HE WANTS A “WOW, WHAT WAS THAT?” EXPERIENCE

To separate yourself from the pack, you’ll need to pull a move so wild, he won’t be able to stop thinking about it the next day.

7. HE WANTS TO MIX THINGS UP

Repetition can make once-hot sack sessions seem ho-hum. So be open to varying things in bed. Any change in speed, pressure, or position will make the act more interesting and pleasurable.

8. HE WANTS NOOKY OUT OF NOWHERE

For a spontaneous seduction, ask him to pull over to a deserted spot for a roadside romp when you’re driving home one night. Or at a party, take him into a back bedroom or closet.

9. HE WANTS TO TAKE YOU

The best way to bring out the sexy beast in your guy? Initiate some take-me-I’m-yours action.

10. HE WANTS TO DO NOTHING SOMETIMES

On the flip side, occasionally men prefer it when you take over. Lying back while a chick has her way with him is an ultimate guy fantasy. 

Note:Better read the cosmopolitan magazine for more details.

Shadow OF Destiny

 

Shadow of Destiny

By: Katherine Burden 

Shadow succumb by darkness

Beauty lying underneath her silence

Hiding her sorrow through the night

Glimpse of her past was not that bright 

Hair as black as coal

I wish I could see her soul

Her smile is a precious gold

Secret inside her was never unfold 

Mesmerized by her presence

Loneliness of her absence

As my heart beats her name

Fear was all over my brain 

Would I start with one hello

Or should I stop and mellow

A feeling inside me starts to grow

But how could she know

 Emotions I kept within myself

A soul that needs help

But truth was better left unsaid

Nor will there be peace instead

 The love inside I’ll buried

Nothing was left as she vanished

Sorrow and pain came in a blast

Mysteries was over at last

 Memories of her is always in mind

Fate to me became not that kind

But after all it’s all in my hand

Praying that happiness is her to find       

IS HE CHEating ON YOu…here are d signs

1.) He comes back home at 3 a.m. every night (morning?) and says it’s because his computer crashed. Every time.2) He doesn’t tell you where his money is going; but there’s never anything left. Worse still is when you don’t even know his salary break up!

3) He talks most about that particular babe at work; and she is ALWAYS a b***h. To mislead you!

4) He wants to avoid going for a party till the time you are going. Once you decline, he suddenly remembers an old abligation and has to go. Without you.

5) He refuses to take you for official functions due to ‘new management rules’. The new female colleague in office, however, has to accompany him everywhere. Even unofficial movie shows.

6) His mother rearranges your drawing room, bedroom and underwear basket as well - you hate it will he….. asks you to take notes!

7) He thinks that whatever you do for him is because he ‘allows’ it or because everything is ‘his will’.

8 ) He eyes women passing-by, looks at you and says, “So what if you have a jelly belly? I like my li’l piglet!”. And says it in public.

9) He insists you get inspired by, err, visual stimulants while while doing ‘it’, then stops midway to discuss how his favourite Rebecca Lord should have been an A-grade Hollywood actress.

10) He suggests you go to a shrink when you say points 1-9 are the reasons the two of you aren’t working out. If he calls your reasons ‘trivial’, bid him goodbye now.

Think your partner might be cheating on you?

50-70% of women admit to having seriously considered or actually gone through with two-timing their boyfriend or husband. And the figures for the reverse, men cheating on their wives or girlfriends, are even more worrying. But, at last, there’s something YOU can do about it.

MMK: Jollibee

                                                                  

 DEAR ATE CHARING,

Kakatuwang isipin na isang kagaya ko ay nakapagpapasaya ng mga mumunting bata n s akin ay nakakakita. Nararamdaman ko ang pagmamahal nila s mga init ng yakap at yapos nila s akin. Puso ko’y umaawit s kaligayahan dahil batid ko na s aking mga pagkukulang s mundong ito kahit papano ay nakakapagpangiti ako ng munting labi.

Ako si Caloy isang simpleng tao,25 anyos, binata at ang trabaho ko ay ang pagsusuot ng mascot n si Jollibee.Makikita mo ako s nagsasayaw s mga parties. Sa murang edad ako’y nagtrabaho sa paraang alam ko. Di ko alintana ang init ng costume n suot ko dahil kumikita ako dito ng 350…tama ng pantawid gutom. 12 kaming magkakapatid ako ang panganay, sa hirap ng buhay tumigil ako sa pag aaral. Si nanay buntis n nmn s ika-13 nyang anak. Si tatay nmn ayun pasideline sideline s pedicab, ang masama madalas p syang lasing kesa mamasada. Di ko n lang iniintindi ang hirap ng buhay,kayod ng kayod hanggang kaya ko. Ngunit s kabila ng pagpapangiti ko s mumunting mga bata bakit d ako masay?.May naging kasintahan ako si Myla, mahal n mahal ko sya. Ngunit s hindi ko alam n dahilan bakit iniwan nya ako. Nagtratrabaho sya bilang party host samantalang ako nmn ang mascot at dahil dito napaibig ko sya. HIndi ko lang maintindihan kung bakit aliw n aliw sya kapag nakacostume ako….HIrap ng ganitong buhay basta k n lang iiwanan ng mahal mo…Ano bang kulang s akin?May karapatan din nmn akong lumigaya.Sana matagpuan ko n ang taong magmamahal s isang katulad ko…………………………..Bkit kaya walang nagmamahal s akin????Kalakip ng sulat n ito ang aking larawan….Sana po s pagsulat ko n ito matagpuan ko po ang aking soulmate….Salamat po….More Power…

                                                         Nagmamahal,

                                                                                              Caloy