Archive for August, 2007

13
Aug

BYE BYE muna…

25881083631010l.jpgHayyyyyyyzzz ilang araw n akong di nagbloblog…medyo bz kz ako…at palapit n nang palapit ang araw n matagal ko ng iniintay.Lalo n akong magiging bz…pero ok lang kz malaki ang magiging epekto nun s buhay ko at tyak magiging masaya ako…Mga kapatid…ako’y papaalam muna panandalian.Wala muna kaung mababasang mga kalokohan ko at mga sex tips..nyahahaa…may aasikasuhin lang ang lola nyo.Pakasaya kau…enjoyyyyyy….mamimiss ko kau..Paghahandaan ko kz maiigi ang……secret…

WAG NYO ISIPIN N AKO’Y AALIS…ANG ISIPIN NYO AKO’BABALIK….nyahaha.parang may makakamiss sa akin masyado akong feeling…hehehe…ingats n lang..mwahhh

08
Aug

sExrEt U oUght 2 Knw

23286072911.jpg Orgasm Secret You Haven’t Heard

1. Get Competitive
Sign up for a 5K race or schedule a game of tennis. Merely anticipating a competition triggers a 24 percent boost in testosterone for women, according to a study published in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior. And any increase in that hormone also drives up your libido.
 

2. Turn Up the Heat
Prior to sex, take a hot bath, or, if you’re short on time, place a warm washcloth over your vulva for a few minutes. Heat boosts blood flow to your vagina, leading to increased lubrication and sensitivity, says Hilda Hutcherson, author of Pleasure.

3. Tell Steamy Bedtime Stories
Write an erotic story featuring you and your partner, then ask him to read it aloud as he tucks you in. Lack naughty-writing know-how?

4. Sip a Sex Tonic
Let an ancient sex stimulant work its magic: Warm some milk, add a pinch of saffron and drink up, says Aliza Baron Cohen, author of Sex: Rediscovering Desire Through Techniques & Therapies. Saffron, which releases its intense flavor when heated, has been considered an aphrodisiac for thousands of years.

5. Strike at the Optimal Moment
During the first two days of your cycle, your testosterone levels surge, your libido soars, and your breasts and clitoris become ultra-sensitive, says Gabrielle Lichterman, author of 28 Days, a daily guide to your menstrual cycle. Intense orgasms may happen more easily than usual — and multiples are much more likely.

6. Recharge Your Batteries
Women who use vibrators say they have an easier time reaching orgasm during (vibrator-free) sex with a partner, according to a survey of 1,656 women conducted by the Berman Center. If you’re tech-friendly, try the iBuzz, a vibrating “bullet” attachment that plugs into your MP3 player and stimulates you in time to your favorite tantalizing tunes.

 7. Step Up for a Quickie
For stellar sex in a hurry, pull on a skirt and find a deserted staircase, suggests Sex for Busy People author Emily Dubberley. If you’re shorter than your guy, stand a step or two above him. Face him or turn toward the railing so he can enter you from behind. (Hint: Grip the rail for leverage — and don’t lean over too far!)

8. Try a New Rhythm Method
Raise your odds of climaxing during sex from 23 to 77 percent with the Coital Alignment Technique, says Dubberley. Have your partner lie on top of you, with his pelvis directly over yours. Wrap your legs around his thighs and rock together gently. Push up and forward so that your clitoris makes contact with the base of his penis. Patience is key: Find your rhythm and stick to it until you orgasm.
 

Note: from Marie Claire Magazine

08
Aug

TAG-ULAN

19747076621.jpgPumapatak na naman ang ulan sa loob ng bhay…..este labas pala.Hayyyzzz salamat pumatak na din ang ulan kahit papaano maiibsan n din ang tagtuyot at maiiwasan ang kurakot sa gobyerno.Ngunit kalakip ng ginhawang dulot nito ay pasakit nmn s iba.Kakaloka sana nmn wag maging malala ang epekto nito s ibang Pilipino.Di ko alam kung anong dapat maramdaman…maraming estudyante na naman ang matutuwa dahil walang pasok(ay naku isa dun ang kapatid ko)pero kawawa nmn kaming nagbibigay ng baon kz tyak di n un ibabalik waaaaaaa…Sana umalis agad si chedeng o kaya wak masyadong malakas para walang mapinsala kahit papaano kz kailangan natin makaipon ng tubig s dam.Nakakatipid din kmi ngaun sa kuryente kz di na kailangan mag aircon…madami din makakatipid sa tubig…Kakamiss maligo s ulan,,,ngaun kz di na ako pwedeng magtampisaw sa ulan di gaya dati tumatakbo kming hubo….hahaha ngaun di n pwede dahil may aalog n at nako maraming mata at tiyak na magpyepyesta…ay naku babakat.Di bale enjoy lang ako s pagwatch ng ulan sana lang walang baha kz imbyerna kapag lumubog n nmn ang maynila…let’s just pray n walang mapinsala i min wak ng madagdagan…kawawa nmn kz ung taga antipolo n gumuho ung pader ng bahay at d pa narerescue ung family members n ntrap doon.ULAN ULAN sana wak k masyadong maminsala….Para di rin lumakas ang kurakot ng mga nasa pwesto…bwahahahaaaaa.Umulan pala at hindi may kurakot talaga.

03
Aug

SIGNS THAT YOU’RE A FILIPINO!

27835195011.jpgSIGNS THAT YOU’RE A FILIPINO!
1. You point with your lips- ME
2. You eat with your hand and have it down as a technique-ME
3. Your other piece of luggage is a “Balikbayan Box”-NOT YET ME
4. You nod your head upwards to greet someone-ME
5. You put your foot up on your chair and rest your elbows
on your knees while you eat-NOT ME
6. You use a rock to scrub yourself In the shower-NOT ME
7. You kiss relatives on the cheek when you enter the room- ME
8. You’re standing next to eight big boxes at the airport-NOT YET ME
9. You collect items from hotels or restaurants as “souvenirs”-ME
10. Your house has a distinctive aroma- smells like stinky dog.-NOT IN OUR HAUS
11. You smile for no reason-ME
12. You flirt by having a foolish grin on your face while raising your eyebrows repeatedly-NOT ME
13. You go to department stores and try bargain with the price-NOT ME
14. You scratch your head when you don’t know the answer-NOT ME
15. You never eat the last morsel of food on the table-NOT ME
16. You go bowling-NOT ME
17. You play pusoy or mahjong-NOT ME
18. You prefer to sit in the shade instead of basking in the sun-ME
19. You add an unwarranted ‘H’ to your name: Jhun, Bhoy, Rhon-NOT ME
20. You put your hands together in front of you as if to make a path and say “Excuse, Excuse” when you pass in  between people or in front of the TV-ME
21. Your middle name is your mom’s maiden name-ME
22. You like everything that is imported or ’stateside’- NOT ME
23. You’re perfectly comfortable in a squatting position with your elbows resting on your knees-ME
24. You consistently arrive 30 minutes late for events-NOT ME
25. You always offer food to your visitors-ME
26. You put your arm on the other person’s shoulder if he or she is a close friend of yours-ME
27. You draw a rectangle in the air when asking for the bill, which never fails to baffle the restaurant staff-NOT ME
28. You don’t sit on the bowl in public toilets, no matter what part of town or if your thighs ache like hell; and you flush the toilet with your feet-ME
29. You think ‘tuck out’ is the opposite of ‘tuck in’-NOT ME
30. You tell everyone you meet where you studied and the intricacies of your family tree-just to show them you come from good stock – it never occurs to you that people may not have heard of your university or your clan’s last name-NOT ME
31. You show up late for work and your excuse is ‘I forgot to set the alarm or better yet ‘traffic eh’-NOT ME
32. You linger over the Tonite and Balita tabloids available at the Star Ferry, but quickly buy the Asian Wall Street Journal when other Filipinos start browsing-NOT ME
33. Brushing your teeth after lunch in the office lavatory is an unbreakable habit, even if your colleagues can’t bear touching the taps after you’ve drooled and spat all over them-NOT ME
34. Name dropping is your favorite sport when you meet up with new acquaintances from back home-NOT ME
35. Toni Braxton, Basia and Swing Out Sister are your idea of party music, you hardly listen to anything else-NOT ME
36. You sell Amway and Herbalife as sideline-NOT ME
37. You fight noisily with Cathay Pacific check-in staff over thesize of handcarried luggage-which could be anything from oversized suitcases to major appliances-NOT ME
38. You underdeclare your income when you pay Phil tax, even if it’s  peculiar that a consultant is paid little more than a domestic helper’s wages-NOT ME
39. At Immigration, when they call out ‘Maria’, you and 4 other women stand up- NOT ME (di maria name ko)
40. When they play ‘Anak’ anywhere, your chest swells with pride and say ‘that’s Filipino’-NOT ME
41. You think taking a shower and taking a bath are the same thing-ME
42. You use shopping bags as garbage bags-ME (pra makatipid hehe)
43. You use laundry detergent to wash your dishes-NOT ME

02
Aug

JOB OPENING: Work with Pleasure

sextoy-md1.jpg Naghahanap ka ba  ng trabaho???May nalaman ako n trabaho na nag eexist pala…Ikaw gugustuhin mo ba ng ganitong trabaho. Isang article ang nabasa ko tungkol dito. Hindi ko alam kung anong dapat isipin at magiging reaction ko.              

                  “ Most people don’t even know my job exists. It’s not that I’m ashamed of it or anything, but when I tell people I test-drive sex toys for the Spankie.com Website, they usually assume I’m a nymphomaniac — which I’m not.” >>>waaa feel mo bang maging sex toy tester. Ngaun lang ako nakarinig ng ganitong klaseng trabaho. Mukhang maraming mag eenjoy at mag aaply sa trabahong ito. Sabi nga nila masarap magtrabaho kung enjoy ka at kumikita ka ng tama. Ay naku tignan lang natin kung di ka mag enjoy sa trabaho n ito.
               
About twice a month, my company sends me an unmarked package filled with sex gadgets. Like any job, I schedule time for my projects in a date book: “4 to 5pm, play with jelly dildo; 9 to 10pm, try out new glow-in-the-dark condom.” Luckily, I have a very understanding boyfriend who usually “assists” me with my research.” Wow! Magkakaroon ka pala ng koleksyon ng mga sex toys, di ka kaya magsawang gumamit nito..Share nmn dyan…Kaya lang nga maya’t maya un ang gagawin mo.

             “The first box I received had 30 condoms in it — different brands, flavors and colors, ribbed and unribbed. The next shipment was half a dozen dildos. Before long, my bedroom was like a war zone of kinkiness — phalluses, handcuffs, whips, vibrating things.” Swete ni bf jackpot. Ang kulay ng sex life nila, kakapraning nga lang kz kailangan mong isipin maigi ang result ng paggamit mo nito. Magkano nmn kaya ang swedo???HHmmm….         

                Like any critic, I take my work very seriously. I test each toy a couple of times; once isn’t enough, because sometimes I’m more in the mood than others. I keep a notebook by my bed, so I can immediately jot down notes, like “feels slimy” or “has a funny aftertaste.” I also check for sturdiness. Can I whack it around? Will it break if it’s dropped on the floor? And, of course, I test for pleasure. Think of me as the Consumer Reports of sex-toy testing — my standards are that high. This job isn’t making me rich, but it does help pay the bills while I put myself through grad school. (I make from $150 to $250 to test and critique a product.) I also get to keep everything I test — a nice perk.Not bad… atleast di ba ur enjoying wat ur doing n u can now mix work with pleasure….i mean so so so much pleasure.

            My boyfriend loves what I do. We’ve been together three years, and our sex life has never been better. But don’t get me wrong: It is work. Sometimes, our marathon sex sessions feel like we’re just punching the clock — one toy down, four more to go. And sometimes, testing so many products can get tiring. Plus, as soon as we finish, I have to reach for my notepad and start analyzing the experience. Nights when we don’t have any products to test are often a welcome break. That’s when we get to act like most other couples — and just fall asleep watching TVOOOhhhh yes work nga yan. Pero tama nga nmn minsan kung iisipin mo parang madali pero masarap nga sya kung mamaya’t mayain mo naman masusuya ka rin at mapapagod. Parang ang hirap gawin na s gitna ng inyong love making nyo kailangan mo pang magi sip kung ano ang susulat mo. Nababaling ang attensyon mo ditto dahil it’s part of ur job.

                 Ikaw??? Gugustuhin mo ba ang ganitong trabaho…Tatagal ka ba???Hahaha.

(Note: For more info read Marie Claire Magazine, title: Great Sex Can Be Yours.)

02
Aug

wAnt 2 knw me?

Bakit ganun??? Ang hirap magsulat kapag sa tungkol s sarili mo na. Ilan beses na sinubukan ko ngunit sa basurahan pa rin ang tuloy ng idea ko…hayyzzz ayan wala akong mailagay s video n ginawa ko…Parang walang laman utak ko. O natatakot lang akong  magkamali.Baka hindi ko magustuhan ang isusulat ko para sa sarili ko at di pumasa s akin. Siguro nga ganun talaga kapag ikaw ang pinaguusapan ung mismong ikaw na ung walang taong involve. Di talaga kinaya ng powers ko….Enjoy nyo na lang ung ginawa ko.Frustrated actress kz ako…photographer …director…name it ako un…    

01
Aug

TAGPI-TAGPING LARAWAN

Noon akala ko magiging madali ang lahat para sa aming dalawa. Ngunit sadyang ganun yata ang kapalit kapag malayo sau ang mahal mo. Hindi mo iintindihin ang distansya n nakapagitan sa inyong dalawa bagkus ay gagawa ka ng paraan upang kau ay magkalapit. 

Ito ang simula ng aking pangarap, binuo at binigyang kulay. Nang sandaling ginawa ko ito hindi ko pa nakikita ng personal ang taong minamahal ko.

 Hindi man kmi magkasama ngunit ang puso nmn nmin ay iisa. Pangako s isa’t isa ang pinanghahawakan. Pangarap na balang araw ay magsasama at bubuo ng masayang pamilya. Hindi inalintana ang mga pagkukulang bagkus ay pinagtulungan nming punan ito. Sa kabila ng mga taong mapanghusga at walang ginawa kundi kalkalin at pakialaman ang aming relasyon. Tiwala at pagmamahal ang aming pinaghahawakan.Indi namin alintana ang sasabihin ng ibang tao…Isa lang ang alam nmin MAHAL NAMIN ANG ISA’T ISA. Kontento at masaya kmi, napunuan nmin ang kakulangan ng isa’t isa.

Nagkasama kmi s sandaling panahon ngunit di mapantayan ang aming kaligayahan. Kalungkutan ang naramdaman sa muling paghihiwalay ngunit di dyan nagtatapos ang aming pakikipag sapalaran. Kung ano man ang dumating s aming buhay ay haharapin nmin ito ng hawak kamay.              

  “ IM PROUD TO BE MRS.KATHERINE BURDEN
                                                        I LOVE YOU RICH
…..”

 

  

01
Aug

KAY TAGAL KANG HININTAY

Kay tagal kang hinintay…999.jpg   

Minsan ako’y nangarap

Sana’y aking malasap

Bilis mong taglay

Na walang kapantay 

Sa araw araw nagtitiis

Kili kili’y nagpapawis

Hirap sa pagkonek

Sa ym ako’y nasasabik  

Baka si papa ay may mensahe

Na s messenger nakagarahe

Nakalagay ay I love you

Sasagutin ng I love you too  

Ngunit ako’y imbyerna na

Kapag ako’y wala ng anda

ISP at Blast hindi makabili

Sa kwarto ko di mapakali 

Sa aking nanay nakiusap

Na sana aking malasap

DSL n pinapangarap

Nang connection ko’y di n kukurapkurap 

Salamat at si nanay ay umOO

Ngiti s labi ay todong todo

Kaligayaha’y totoong totoo

Napapakanta kahit wala sa tono 

Pero hanggang ngaun di pa kinakabit

Ulo ko na’y nag iinit

PLDT s telepono’y kinukulit

DSL ko’y ikabit ng indi ako magalit 

Pag asa unti unting nawawala

Sa pagkat araw ay lumilipas na

DSL ko bakit wala pa

Baka magkakabit ay naligaw na 

Pag gising ko ngaun araw

Sa bintana ay dumungaw

Tao po…tao po…

Ako po ang magkakabit ng DSL nyo

 Khit di pa nagtotoothbrush

Walang keme ako’y in a rush

Salamat sa wakas

Kaligayahan ko ngaun bakas na bakas

Ngaun DSL ko’y ginagamit na

Asawa ko’y naghihintay na

Salamat sa pagbasa

Sa kwento kong walang kwenta    

01
Aug

Way Back Into Love

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                                                Way Back Into Love

I’ve been living with a shadow overhead
I’ve been sleeping with a cloud above my bed
I’ve been lonely for so long
Trapped in the past
I just can’t seem to move on

I’ve been hiding all my hopes and dreams away
Just in case I ever need them again someday
I’ve been setting aside time
To clear a little space in the corners of my mind

All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can’t make it through without a way back into love
Oh oh oh

I’ve been watching but the stars refuse to shine
I’ve been searching but i just don’t see the signs
I know that it’s out there
There’s got to be something for my soul somewhere

I’ve been looking for someone to shed some light
Not somebody just to get me through the night
I could use some direction
And I’m open to your suggestions

All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can’t make it through without a way back into love
And if I open my heart again
I guess I’m hoping you’ll be there for me in the end
Oh oh ohThere are moments when I don’t know if it’s real
Or if anybody feels the way I feel
I need inspiration
Not just another negotiation
All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can’t make it through without a way back into love
And if I open my heart to you
I’m hoping you’ll show me what to do
And if you help me to start again
You know that I’ll be there for you in the end

Oh oh oh 




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